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2007

  • May 19th This is about toast and a bird
  • May 20th This is about some poor king.
  • May 21st This is an esoteric comic discussion
  • May 22nd This is about ducks
  • May 23rd This comic is bright
  • May 24th This comic is about kids and crime
  • May 25th This is about the robot factory - At this point I realize working 7 days a week is hard.
  • May 28th This is about driving fast and space
  • May 29th This comic will give you bees
  • May 30th This is about things we want to change
  • May 31st This is about a beautiful moon. It may also be about toast
  • June 1st This is about something I thought about with the cartesian grid
  • June 4th This is about the dangers of graffiti
  • June 5th This is about John Corzine, Joey Buttafucco and Tonya Harding
  • June 6th This will blind you. It's also about old ladies and their weapons.
  • June 7th This is about Rambo IV
  • June 8th This is about howard dean
  • June 11th today it's about love.
  • June 12th This is about toast evading some guards
  • June 13th This is about the Mystery Nursery
  • June 14th This is about a king approached by a hooded guy
  • June 15th This is about the big ogre behind you.
  • June 18th This is about complaining about everything Dune related that wasn't made up by Frank Herbert.
  • June 19th This is about a true story of what my friend Luis would do to mail carriers
  • June 20th This is about a true story told to me by my girlfriend
  • June 21st This is about whether or not you can make a straight line with your mouth. Then I tried other things.
  • June 22nd This is either about small people or a huge rabbit.
  • June 25th This is about me raping the eyes of Jeph Jacques, the author Questionable Content
  • June 26th It's about Canadian wrestler deaths.
  • June 27th This is about making a character run.
  • June 28th This is about my dog Claire's smile.
  • June 29th This is about big robots. REALLY BIG
  • June 30th This seemed to make sense when I first thought about it but I don't know any more. This is about fragile bodies.
  • July 2nd This is still about big robots - A bonus installment because I was too deliriously sick to realize it was Friday.
  • July 3rd This may be about the grossest one I've done yet.
  • July 4th This is about things I love.
  • July 5th This is about real conversations with my mother.
  • July 6th This is about equality.
  • July 9th This is about figuring out whether a naked ice cream cone baby can drive or not.
  • July 10th This is about the little guy in your mouth
  • July 11th This is about a huge brick.
  • July 12th This is about a philosophical question posed to Chickencha
  • July 13th This is about following a gentleman into adventure if you happen to be a school girl.
  • July 16th This is about experimenting with compositions and how hard it is to leave a gang.
  • July 17th This is about how people would react if they lived in a really big building next to a really huge monster?
  • July 18th This is about what Goatse is doing now that he's out of work.
  • July 19th This is about some comment my girlfriend made off the cuff in a funny accent while grocery shopping.
  • July 20th This is about being true to yourself
  • July 23rd This is about elevators and what's at the bottom.
  • July 24th This is about whether swords do kill people or not
  • July 25th This is about the second most valuable lesson I ever learned from truckers.
  • July 26th This is about four panels long.
  • July 27th This is about pizza vs hotdog
  • July 30th This is about a tree... of anger!
  • July 31st This is about hacking up dinosaurs
  • August 1st This is about the buddha.
  • August 2nd This is about intense man and the alien.
  • August 3rd This is about reintroducing lezbot while wondering if people will get too pissy over her name.
  • August 6th This is about pulling teeth.
  • August 7th This is about something worse than death.
  • August 8th This is about El Conejo living in a post 4-chan world.
  • August 9th This is about children being friends with bronze statues.
  • August 10th This is about a reintroducing a character I haven't even named yet.
  • August 13th This is about being nice to people named Gross Gary.
  • August 14th This is about reintroducing a character I created that has actually caused nightmares in multiple people.
  • August 15th This is about zooming in a tiny portion of the average male body
  • August 16th This is about Mr. Homicide.
  • August 17th This is about how to not encourage people.
  • August 20th This is about the former Creepy Cannibal.
  • August 21st This is about a nice shade of green.
  • August 22nd This is about Brad the Freak.
  • August 23rd This is about meeting death on the stairs. (Note: Not Ninja Death)
  • August 24th This is about flying babies. Maybe.
  • August 27th This is about babies again.
  • August 28th This is about the emotional properties of pizza boxes. I'm sorry.
  • August 29th This is about fire safety I can't endorse or claim works.
  • August 30th This is about something that I think is icky.
  • August 31st This is about something that I think is wonderful.
  • September 3rd This is about things ignorant ketchup haters will say.
  • September 4th This is about sharing one's opinion in an unfriendly fashion.
  • September 5th This is about defending what you believe in.
  • September 6th This is NOT about how ketchup is made...anymore
  • September 7th This is about communication issues with the biggest whiners you'll ever meet.
  • September 10th This is about communication issues with the quietest things you'll find, until you step on'em.
  • September 11th This is about puttin' on a good show for you blood thirsty types.
  • September 12th This is about coworkers you love.
  • September 13th This is about YOUR highway taxes. Not hers. Not his. YOURS.
  • September 14th This is about the meat cleaver guy from two days ago.
  • September 17th This is about the results of toast and birds making love.
  • September 18th This is about the chipmunk that stole a packet of chocolate from me while camping in Vermont several years ago.
  • September 19th This is about my girlfriend not having a penis.
  • September 20th Yarrr, this be about why ye be needin' some eyepatches. Arr.
  • September 21st This is about my childhood belief that the darkness of space was due to the fact we were all in God's nostrils.
  • September 24th This is about chew chew chewing your food.
  • September 25th This is about a fear I had today in the Citgo unisex bathroom.
  • September 26th This is about knocking on wood.
  • September 27th This is about using an abandoned strip because I was too tired to do a comic.
  • September 28th This is about the setting to the final Flaccid Man story.
  • October 1st This is about what the bank teller saw.
  • October 2nd This is about what the bank teller thought.
  • October 3rd This is about the criminals deciding they want some bitches.
  • October 4th This is about the the aftermath of the bank job.
  • October 5th This is about personal philosophy.
  • October 8th This is about what the Doctors say about Flaccid Man after the bank heist
  • October 9th This is about Flaccid Man waking up in the hospital
  • October 10th This is about Flaccid Man's justice serving.
  • October 11th This is about one of many things you could do if your dick never worked again. Maybe.
  • October 12th This is about the final part of the final case of Flaccid Man
  • October 15th A guest strip by Jenever
  • October 16th This is what happens when you trsut someone with no clue to update for you(sic)
  • October 17th This is about what happened when Jen and I went to wait for the band to leave outside the semi hidden back exit.
  • October 18th This is about what a little doll girl thing that was chosen, who jumped near a hippo, then moved really really close and later flew on a goose's back and landed down on the ground to bring up a heart.
  • October 19th This is about the question all men should ask themselves twice a year.
  • October 22nd This is about dealing with my professor/mentor for the past few years
  • October 23rd This is about Sarah Dyer and why she kicks ass.
  • October 24th This is about a stupid idea.
  • October 25th This is about her butt.
  • October 26th This is about sleep paralysis.
  • October 29th This is about a tree chasing a guy... and it's corny.
  • October 30th This is about an idea I got after my mom asked me to draw anything on her pumpkin.
  • October 31th This is about the story of Halloween
  • November 1st This is about, I guess, why I'm greatly confused by how the big stars of the 60's,70's and 80's had curly hair and how I found it rather gross.
  • November 2nd This is about listening to spam sex ads from spam bots.
  • November 5th This is about those DAMN COMMERCIALS
  • November 6th This is about hugging, belching and the law of averages.
  • November 7th This is about frostbite in the 3rd grade.
  • November 8th This is about the years and relative heights of when I had girlfriends.
  • November 9th This is about the guy who's looking for the others.
  • November 12th This is about something I realized that may be a bit messed up for me.
  • November 13th This is about a lady I saw at the mall today that was really really cute but had the most absurd voice.
  • November 14th This is about a special announcement from Jenever. (Guest Strip by Jen!)
  • November 15th This is about the most lucid thought I'd had in days.
  • November 16th This is about me unloading really angry and hateful things I want to say to most people especially loved ones but then wussing out.
  • November 19th This is about me having great comic strip ideas interupted by a very confusing scene of law enforcment.
  • November 20th This is about the discovery of a man who doesn't close his eyes to sneeze
  • November 21st This is about this really horrible fear I have I'll do to old ladies.
  • November 22nd This is about a woman who keeps a picture of Arnold on her desk rather than her boyfriend.
  • November 23rd This is about realizing what a stupid mistake I made yesterday was.
  • November 26th This is about Brian Gustafson.
  • November 27th This is about my stepdad's musical judgements
  • November 28th This is about as unfinished as I'll get due to mortal circumstances.
  • November 29th This is about a mild fear I had about the landlord finding Jen's cat or an alligator murderer jumping in through an unlocked door.
  • November 30th This is about either being too tall or stairs being too high.
  • December 3rd This is about feeling close to Andy Warhol
  • December 4th This is about seeing a cloud and telling others about it
  • December 5th This is about what I'm worried we're turning into
  • December 6th This is about burnt soup and its possible link to the rise of fame.
  • December 7th This is about fulfilling a request to not draw Jenever's arms as "amorphorous blobs."
  • December 10th This is about the really bizarre series of accidents last week on the high way I normally take.
  • December 11th This is about realizing I had no idea what I was looking at, walking in the rain on 14th ave when a person passed me by.
  • December 12th This is about the fear of explaining to a gmilf what a gmilf is.
  • December 13th This is about the letter E.
  • December 14th This is about Mr. Perez's day in court
  • December 17th This is about today's Christmas play.
  • December 18th This is about a my comparison between Wing Commander for the SNES and Sega CD
  • December 19th This is about barfing beyond the time and space.
  • December 20th This is about the trouble with peeing over the phone.
  • December 21st This is about red socks?
  • December 24th This is about a mechanic doing something dumb (gasp!)
  • December 25th This is about a worse reason for snow
  • December 26th This is about some chick's living conditions
  • December 27th This is about potato chip forks.
  • December 28th This is about my least favorite food.
  • December 31st This is about my zits lately.

    2008
  • January 1st This is about a really curious woman.
  • January 2nd This is about how I fail at doing twilight zone style twists.
  • January 3rd This is about that thing that you put on tripods.
  • January 4th This is about the side effects
  • January 7th This is about last night
  • January 8th This is about not spilling soup.
  • January 9th This is about my dog walking away while I was trying to draw her.
  • January 10th This is about me desperately trying to appeal to gamers.
  • January 11th This is about singing.
  • January 14th This is about C.A.R.S.
  • January 15th This is about the best damn 300 parody you'll find. Fuck you Meet The Spartans.
  • January 16th This is about breakfast time for Toast and Bird.
  • January 17th This is about trying to understand weirdos who don't believe in sleeping nude.
  • January 18th This is about Jen's dad hanging out with me today.
  • January 21th This is about losing 10 pounds fast.
  • January 22nd This is about a friend and I growing up over the years
  • January 23rd This is about Evan Dorkin and why he kicks ass.
  • January 24th This is about what it feels like when I'm blowing my nose too hard
  • January 25th This is about freaking out at something not likely to happen...i hope.
  • January 28th This is about yellow apples.
  • January 29th This is about a nightmare I had as a 12 year old.
  • January 30th This is about happy couples happily carrying on.
  • January 31st This is about the great thing?
  • February 1st This is about quitting easy.
  • February 4th This is about my first (and next to last) greyhound trip.
  • February 5th This is about the power and guilt of sex.
  • February 6th This is about something I was warned that would happen in my mid 20's.
  • February 7th This is about how I feel when a nun kisses me.
  • February 8th This is about the school robot.
  • February 11th This is about an agoraphobic's last resort.
  • February 12th This is about celebrity endorsements.
  • February 13th This is about the bleeding wound.
  • February 14th This is absolutely riveting.
  • February 15th This is about retro thrust.
  • February 18th This may be about why security guards are reluctant to open up rooms for college students.
  • February 19th This is about losing yourself in public.
  • February 20th This is about Claire's stitches.
  • February 21st This is about my wood in my pants.
  • February 22nd This is about grey days.
  • February 25th This is about some of the every day racism I experience that isn't directed to me.
  • February 26th This may compete for second grossest comic I've done.
  • February 27th This is about dog engineering.
  • February 28th This is about vulnerability.
  • February 29th This is about big advice.
  • March 3rd Guest comic by Teh Spoonybard (no, not Toma, the Eskimo Bob creator)!
  • March 4th This is about (apparently) an El Salvadoran proverb.
  • March 5th This is about cyclopic babies.
  • March 6th This is a recent conversation at my church group.
  • March 7th This is AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!
  • March 9th This may be an allegory for someone.
  • March 10th This is about stupid parents.
  • March 11th This is about the city's future.
  • March 12th This is about the failure of Hollywood.
  • March 13th This is about Gene Colan and why he kicks ass.
  • March 14th Guest Comic by Jenever!.
  • March 17th This is about those families with 3 or more loud screaming kids who show up to church.
  • March 18th This is about observations and what I learned on the subway yesterday.
  • March 19th This is about realizing I still like 1993.
  • March 20th This is about butterfly dreams.
  • March 21st This is about Good Friday memories.
  • March 24th This is about cuba's apples.
  • March 25th This is about cute pandas.
  • March 26th This is about the bum on 29th street that apparently likes to talk about himself loudly.
  • March 27th This is all about the candy. Well, mostly the after effects.
  • March 28th This is about a sickly smell.
  • March 31st This is about an explosive taco.
  • April 1st This is about the man who wants to hug you.
  • April 2nd This is about how we kicked it back in Stalingrad.
  • April 3rd This is about how this year would be like if Al Gore was president.
  • April 4th This is about what others think of you and those of you who will be consumed by the demon baby.
  • April 7th This is about how I feel when I'm sick.
  • April 8th This is about a sign I disagreed with while driving on 1&9 North.
  • April 9th This is about the holes in the bread.
  • April 10th This is about the low flying cloud around the Empire State Building.
  • April 11th This is about being more than friends.
  • April 14th This is about impotent rage.
  • April 15th Guest comic by Jen Ever
  • April 16th This is about nuns.
  • April 17th This is about a game where you can send attack dogs to kill soldiers.
  • April 18th This is about what's under Mr. Nit's blanket.
  • April 21st This is about NYC Comic Con 08.
  • April 22nd This is about Harrisburg.
  • April 23rd This is about the country I got mail from today.
  • April 24th This about using scissors on the lawn.
  • April 25th This is about the guy who missed his ex.
  • April 28th This is about taking out the garbage only to have yourself taken out and jeez, why did I even try to take the garbage out at 2 am?
  • April 29th This is about the unamused bird dealing with a drunk and amorous toast.
  • April 30th This is about blowing bubbles with a straw.
  • May 1st Guest comic by Jenever.
  • May 2nd This is about shaking hands.
  • May 5th This is about the little guy who was living in my acrylic medium.
  • May 6th This is the pursuer's thoughts.
  • May 7th This is about something petroleum related.
  • May 8th This is about the little old teeny bopper.
  • May 9th This is about the heroic and not so heroic dead
  • May 12th This is about having a nice week.
  • May 13th This is about realizing the old men were once someone's little kid.
  • May 14th This is a good reason to find news that isn't based on ratings or subscriptions.
  • May 15th This is about eyes malfunctioning.
  • May 16th This is about the upcoming batman zombie thing
  • May 19th This is about new used socks?
  • May 20th This is about 2005?
  • May 21st This is about corn on tit.
  • May 22nd This is about saving part 1.
  • May 23rd This is about scissors on lips.
  • May 26th This is about memory loss.
  • May 27th They are the Tigers!
  • May 28th This is NOT about hydrophobia. I can swim. I just don't like to.
  • May 29th This is about mosquito bite allergies.
  • May 30th This is about little reminders of my girlfriend.
  • June 2nd These are pretty colors. Bite me.
  • June 3rd This is a map about my dogs' tumors.
  • June 4th This is about the voice in my head.
  • June 5th This is about the mouse I tried using to draw a better comic.
  • June 6th This is about talkative friendly people in public restrooms.
  • June 9th This is about Sunday's MoCCA Art Fest 08.
  • June 10th This is after the storm.
  • June 11th This is about the collective unconscious.
  • June 12th This is about the biggest jerk.
  • June 13th This is about getting used to the weather.
  • June 16th This is about what life would be like if your ass was a source of fluoride.
  • June 17th This is about a tool in the eyes of God.
  • June 18th This is a bonus happy activity time!
  • June 19th This is about the need to bite.
  • June 20th This is about the fall that changed everything.
  • June 23rd This is about Holy Communion.
  • June 24th This is about kicking a jelly with a head really hard.
  • June 25th This is about most of my jobs.
  • June 26th This is about drinking from a cup hard.
  • June 27th This is about a jeep thing we wouldn't understand.
  • June 30th This is about Toadies at Trocadero, 06-28-08
  • July 1st This is about systemic workplace mediocrity endemic of contemporary businesses today that wonder why the economy is tanking.
  • July 2nd This is about the textbook that I found outside the middle school.
  • July 3rd This is about the dangers of stealing 3rd base.
  • July 4th This is my mom's 50th birthday.
  • July 7th This is about a testicle and a testicle and a testicle and a testicle and a testicle and a uterus.
  • July 8th This is about my forums signature.
  • July 9th This is about one who didn't get away.
  • July 10th This is about you.
  • July 11th This is about three year old plans.
  • July 14th This is about blowing your enemies in the 80's.
  • July 15th This is about biting Putin's head.
  • July 16th This is about some whiny unemployed schlub.
  • July 17th This is the demonic belly.
  • July 18th This is about making cheesecake.
  • July 21st This is about using a tiger for a piñata.
  • July 22nd This is about dog paws.
  • July 23rd This is about watching Babylon 5 reruns.
  • July 24th This is about the life and death of Spaceshipman.
  • July 25th This is about sitting on Santa's lap.
  • July 28th This is about NOT selling a copy of Allstar Batman and Robin to a six year old.
  • July 29th This is about Lesbot beginning to come out.
  • July 30th These are facts you don't need to know about me.
  • July 31st This is about what spaceship man is up to.
  • August 1st This is about pig punching.
  • August 4th This is about making the Earth wet.
  • August 5th This is about
  • August 6th This is about dog wiping.
  • August 7th This is about crossing over.
  • August 8th This is about me learning you can see stars from being hit too hard.
  • August 11th This is about my failed attempt at getting to my job interview last Friday. Well the bottom part, not the top.
  • August 12th This is about the perplexing human body and weight loss.
  • August 13th This is about stupid teenage romance bullshit that should be over with by the time some people are older. Seriously.
  • August 14th This is about proportional revenge.
  • August 15th That ain't turkey...
  • August 18th This is a good reason to not be left alone.
  • August 19th This is about discovering I'm too out of shape to run with a duffel bag full of reference books.
  • August 20th This is about a life like game.
  • August 21st What Was Missing part 1.
  • August 22nd What Was Missing part 2.
  • August 25th What Was Missing part 3.
  • August 26th What Was Missing part 4.
  • August 27th What Was Missing part 5.
  • August 28th What Was Missing part 6.
  • August 29th What Was Missing part 7.
  • September 1st What Was Missing part 8.
  • September 2nd What Was Missing part 9.
  • September 3rd What Was Missing part 10.
  • September 4th What Was Missing part 11.
  • September 5th What Was Missing part 12.
  • September 8th What Was Missing part 13.
  • September 9th What Was Missing part 14.
  • September 10th What Was Missing part 15.
  • September 11th What Was Missing part 16.
  • September 12th This is about Jason Cooley falling.
  • September 15th This is about relative suffering.
  • September 16th This is about some of basic natural ways to express ourselves with our body.
  • September 17th This is about... well hell, I gave it a title.
  • September 18th This is about some graffiti by East Brunswick.
  • September 19th This is about how boys mature slower.
  • September 22nd This is about a weird cat I saw on a highway entrance ramp.\
  • September 23rd This is about the itch.
  • September 24th This is about the frantic fear before a job interview.
  • September 25th This is about explaining James Kochalka Superstar.
  • September 26th This is about the people shot in the 80's.
  • September 29th A guest strip by Jenever!
  • September 30th This is about peeking up skirts recklessly in the subway.
  • October 1st This is about how hard it is to think.
  • October 2nd This is about a natural predator to toast.
  • October 3rd This is about hispanic heritage month.
  • October 6th This is about the guy in the cell that, deep down inside, has the heart of a little girl... because he ate it after stabbing her 31 times.
  • October 7th This is about a lesson that peers and television can also teach.
  • October 8th This is about Obama and McCain's second debate.
  • October 9th This is about Sewer Shark and how good it was.
  • October 10th This is about the intersection of my organs of generation and a turnstile.
  • October 13th This is about a fear I've had ever since I read the story of the stink ape at age 8.
  • October 14th This is about the third nipple hair.
  • October 15th This is about Rich Buckler and why he kicks ass.
  • October 16th This is about a section I had to type and retype over and over in the book On Chuang Tzu.
  • October 17th This is about Joe, a man who does what he says. Part 1
  • October 20th This is about Joe, a man who does what he says. Part 2
  • October 21st This is about Joe, a man who does what he says. Part 3
  • October 22nd This is about Joe, a man who does what he says. Part 4
  • October 23rd This is about Joe, a man who does what he says. Part 5
  • October 24th This is about Joe, a man who does what he says. Part 6
  • October 27th This is about Joe, a man who does what he says. Part 7
  • October 28th This is about Joe, a man who does what he says. Part 8
  • October 29th This is about Joe, a man who does what he says. Part 9
  • October 30th This is about Joe, a man who does what he says. Part 10
  • October 31st If Only... special guest strip by my lovely Muse who helped me on this night.
  • November 3rd This is about Joe, a man who does what he says. Part 11
  • November 4th This is about Joe, a man who does what he says. Part 12
  • November 5th This is about Joe, a man who does what he says. Part 13
  • November 6th This is about Joe, a man who does what he says. Part 14
  • November 7th This is about Joe, a man who does what he says. Part 15
  • November 10th This is about Joe, a man who does what he says. Part 16
  • November 11th This is about Joe, a man who does what he says. Part 17
  • November 12th This is about Joe, a man who does what he says. Part 18
  • November 13th This is about Joe, a man who does what he says. Part 19
  • November 14th This is about Joe, a man who does what he says. Part 20
  • November 17th This is about Joe, a man who does what he says. Part 21
  • November 18th This is about Joe, a man who does what he says. Part 22
  • November 19th This is about a black bird singing in the dead of night.
  • November 20th Guest comic by Jenever!
  • November 21st This is about spaceship man's best friend.
  • November 24th This is about those people who don't usually do it to themselves.
  • November 25th This is about hitting the ground while doing... I dunno... something...
  • November 26th This is about what the girlfriend thought of yesterday's comic.
  • November 27th This is about fluorescent females
  • November 28th This is about why my girlfriend hates Thanksgiving.
  • December 1st Guest Comic by Jenever. IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!
  • December 2nd This is about dead people I've known.
  • December 3rd This is about Jhmil Johnson.
  • December 4th This is about Dr. Joe Drew.
  • December 5th This is about This is about a Maria Diaz (not my mother).
  • December 8th This is about Manuel Diaz.
  • December 9th This is about British tabloid news.
  • December 10th This is about birds in the throat, birds in the throat, birds in the throat. This is about birds in the throat, birds in the throat, birds in the throat.
  • December 11th This is about the chick's revenge.
  • December 12th This is about a man who may have to talk about him.
  • December 15th This is about why zombies put up with us.
  • December 16th This is about much that was wrong about the 80's.
  • December 17th This is about the pubic hair collecting urinal.
  • December 18th This is about how breakfast can save your life.
  • December 19th This is only about apples and oranges, clearly.
  • December 22nd This is about polite letters.
  • December 23rd This is only about drinking down medicine bottles in one go.
  • December 24th This is about landing after drinking that bottle.
  • December 25th This is about getting rid of the rest.
  • December 26th This is about after effects.
  • December 29th This is about the visions from the octopork.
  • December 30th This is about the release to a possible hellmouth.
  • December 31st This is about the return of the bottle at the end of the hole.

    2009

  • January 1st This is about drinking it.
  • January 2nd This is about the smoothest apology.
  • January 5th This is about a close couple splitting up.
  • January 6th This is about relative damage.
  • January 7th This is about the monster you only see out of the corner of your eye after you lock up at night.
  • January 8th This is about the failed Jackson assassination.
  • January 9th This is about what the man dropped.
  • January 12th This is about the return of Fairy Man?
  • January 13th This is about dog barking at 2 AM
  • January 14th This is about escaping. Not sure if it's successful or not.
  • January 15th This is about a traffic accident
  • January 16th This is about the impracticality of heroes diving off roofs.
  • January 19th Guest comic by Jenever!
  • January 20th This is about 10:20 PM last Friday night after learning that a waitress decreed nachos do not have cheese on them.
  • January 21st This is about that new electricity drug.
  • January 22nd This is about my dog's possible failing health.
  • January 23rd This is about the guy finally resolving to keep his head on the train tracks.
  • January 26th This is about meeting Keith Giffen for the first time.
  • January 27th This is about a doom squirrel.
  • January 28th This is about high school.
  • January 29th True Fears #1 - Toaster.
  • January 30th This is about mortality and plumbing lessons for the young.
  • February 2nd This is about knee pain.
  • February 3rd This is about scaring the poop out of my dog.
  • February 4th This is about a sure fire to not be able to talk to girls.
  • February 5th This is about the thing in his ear.
  • February 6th This is about the running party.
  • February 9th This is about what I saw as I would close my eyes in bed after the comic convention.
  • February 10th This is about Jen's annoyance to ketchup and how I love it.
  • February 11th This is about the return of Spaceshipman...?
  • February 12th This is about being unable to stand.
  • February 13th This is about forgetting you're alive.
  • February 16th This is about self control at 8.
  • February 17th This is about the light in the window.
  • February 18th This is about crabs.
  • February 19th This is about pissing and moaning because you never know when a cop's going to snap and attack you.
  • February 20th This could not possibly be misconstrued at all.
  • February 23rd This is about squeezing butter from an alien thing on spider legs.
  • February 24th This is about losing a crown.
  • February 25th This is about sprinkling cat nip in inconvenient places
  • February 26th True Fears #2 - lenses fall in toilet
  • February 27th This is about the value of labor.
  • March 2nd This is about mistaking bruises for mold on flesh
  • March 3rd This is about my mom's train habits.
  • March 4th This is about the choice between Big Fat Mama Sock or a 20 story drop.
  • March 5th This is about why we have warnings to check for children in public washing machines and dryers.
  • March 6th This is about the angry bird hybrid.
  • March 9th This is about a good way to get a guaranteed first date if you were a toast looking to date a bird.
  • March 10th This is about another failed attempt at weapons design.
  • March 11th This is about sucking in guts.
  • March 12th This is about my old ID.
  • March 13th This is about chopping off limbs.
  • March 16th This is about the brick that wasn't a snowball
  • March 17th This is about the astronaut's bird
  • March 18th This is about the second weirdest case I heard about in court today.
  • March 19th This is about places I found ants where I didn't imagine they'd find food.
  • March 20th This is about me being too tired to figure out what sound ants make.
  • March 23th This is about the big accident outside of Jen's town.
  • March 24th This is about fried eyes.
  • March 25th This is about bootleg hands.
  • March 26th This is about the Look that kills.
  • March 27th This is about yelling at survey takers for no good reason.
  • March 30th This is about morning priorities
  • March 31st This is about... oh never mind, let's not bother him.
  • April 1st Happypeepeehead has actually sold his site. From now on, a group of Scottish comic creators will be continuing the best in Scottish comics in the form of Action Hog Weekly.
  • April 2nd This is about enjoying grass grow.
  • April 3rd This is about budgeting the unnecessary
  • April 6th True Fears #3 - Dogs.
  • April 7th This is about fearing one of the most beautiful insects.
  • April 8th This is about the unhappy reaction.
  • April 9th This could be a bunch of random sketches without plot or an important reminder on how to treat Toast
  • April 10th This is either a script about or a witness recounting of a freak encounter
  • April 13th This is about expanding your consciousness or being damn near unconscious
  • April 14th This is about ripping off Steve Ditko and failing horribly
  • April 15th This is about not getting none... or is it? Clearly I have written the word "no" thrice. Has the inclusion of this title made it a quadruple negative?
  • April 16th This is about Reagan's dire warning about trees.
  • April 17th This is about those old mp3 players from 10 years ago
  • April 20th This is about an objectivist confusing a poor mugger.
  • April 21st This is about strapping an old man down and scarring the crap out of him.
  • April 22nd This is about the wandering mind and prayer.
  • April 23rd This is about someone being a wuss about a little discomfort.
  • April 24th This is about the the rocket skirt dream.
  • April 27th This is about how hot it was that day.
  • April 28th This is about nothing being the same after chemo
  • April 29th This is about weak human finger bones.
  • April 30th This is about buying happiness. (also included, guest celebratory comic from Jen)
  • May 1st This is about solving unhappiness... with cheese.
  • May 4th This is about signs of aging for a 30 year old.
  • May 5th This is about pedos in the system versus the 4th ammendment
  • May 6th This is about Bush jokes still being funny.
  • May 7th This is about epic nerd combat in public
  • May 8th This is about the lawyer only room and the bad ass octogenarian.
  • May 11th This is about the mother's lament.
  • May 12th This is about the juxtaposition of text and imagery...?
  • May 13th This is about adults who still fear the dark
  • May 14th This is about combining two comic strip ideas
  • May 15th This is about what can be worse than farting in public.
  • May 18th This is about the best wall to piss on in the area for psychic readings
  • May 19th This is about problems that arise with feeding bread to birds.
  • May 20th This is about dealing with my success
  • May 21st This is about dancing your frowny downers away.
  • May 22nd This is about random violence. Oh look! Fishies!
  • May 25th This is about the wedding I attended yesterday
  • May 26th This is about helping others sleep
  • May 27th This is about the guy who couldn't finish saying what he had to say.
  • May 28th This is about helping others sleep
  • May 29th This is about what I want when you're upset.
  • June 1st This is about either the glasses or the chase.
  • June 2nd This is about the return of lords of the night.
  • June 3rd This is about making a quick silly comic because I want to go to a concert.
  • June 4th This is about usages of one of my least favorite words.
  • June 5th This is about the lady who's way too enthusiastic to opening bands.
  • June 8th This is about warming yourself by the baby.
  • June 9th This is about the guy with the cape running around in MoCCA
  • June 10th This is about not always succeeding
  • June 11th This is about those duck women.
  • June 12th This is about sleep deprived winter nostalgia...
  • June 15th This is about stupid assumptions I'm encountering in the wake of the Holocaust Museum shooting.
  • June 16th This is about one slurp and two nostrils
  • June 17th This is about significant anatomy of a dog (what's with all the dogs lately?)
  • June 18th This is guitar anti heroes
  • June 19th This is about the words we use for tomatoes.
  • June 22nd This is about her journal.
  • June 23rd This is about garbage day mysteries
  • June 24th This is about picking up your kitty... or waking up your girl
  • June 25th This is about charlie horses that wake you up 3 seconds before they actually bunch up and knot on you.
  • June 26th This is about a man's needs
  • June 29th This is about narcoleptic driving.
  • June 30th STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID
  • July 1st This is more rational than yesterday but still stupid.
  • July 2nd This is about cuddling the fan
  • July 3rd This is about witnessing the change
  • July 6th This is about bunnies making my comic relevant
  • July 7th This is about the time immediately after
  • July 8th This is about the big slow guy fighting the little scrappy guy with a whole lotta heart
  • July 9th This is about a stupid song I thought up in the shower that should not have been shared in public
  • July 10th This is about sharing your life with everyone and littering
  • July 13th This is about staying up too late's history
  • July 14th This is about fat streaks
  • July 15th This is about the unaffected non believer
  • July 16th This is about losing ideas and drawing a wizard beating up a bunch of knights
  • July 17th This is about Jen hitting a car while drunks
  • July 20th This is about being surprised by my violent accusations
  • July 21st This is about morning prayer in the bathroom
  • July 22nd This is about a big stupid hissy fit thrower
  • July 23rd This is about the car that died two or three weeks later
  • July 24th This is sage advice on what to do when I'm too tired to draw
  • July 27th This is about the whino's mission
  • July 28th This is the whino's destination
  • July 29th This is the whino's confrontation
  • July 30th This is the whino's flight
  • July 31st This is the whino's trouble
  • August 3rd This is the whino's attempt at becoming real
  • August 4th This is about the whino's success
  • August 5th This is the whino shedding the unreal
  • August 6th This is what's ahead and what's left behind
  • August 7th This is about the aggression first, THEN the passivity
  • August 10th This is about maximum propensity offers
  • August 11th This is about being quiet
  • August 12th This is about the man who broke into your house
  • August 13th This is about what you see in the urinal stall
  • August 14th This is about an asshole who cares... sometimes.
  • August 17th This is about the hug you didn't expect from a dropping naked monstrously fat man
  • August 18th This is about female genital multilation.
  • August 19th This is about my serpentine tensioner falling out of my car in the parking lot of my work place.
  • August 20th Guest comic by Nic!
  • August 21stGuest comic by Foofie!
  • August 24thThis WAS supposed to be about whether or not someone calms down prior to forced castration. Didn't happen.
  • August 25thThis is about the return of allergies.
  • August 26thThis is about seeing too much from other's views
  • August 27thThis is about the power of google
  • August 28thThis is about the stomach war
  • August 31stThis is about despair embracing you
  • September 1stThis is about scientific methods
  • September 2ndThis is about a nightmare where I get chased by a bunny
  • September 3rdThis is about observing a coworker walk into the bathroom with a slice of pizza and probably a bad sense of direction.
  • September 4thTell us how you lost your leg
  • September 7thThis is about the meaning of most holidays, right?
  • September 8thThis is about the innocence of ignorance
  • September 9thThis is about the gays
  • September 10thI forgot what this was about. Isolation? Women who give too much of themselves? Struggles? I don't know.
  • September 11thThis is about ignoring all pretenses
  • September 14thThis is about the organ you're most likely to be
  • September 15thThis is about those who won't allow us to stay wrong
  • September 16thThis is about what most New Jersey residents AREN'T SAYING, SO FREAKIN' QUIT IT ALREADY!
  • September 17thThis is about the stale toast
  • September 18thThis is about the beginnings of a restraining letter
  • September 21stThis is about a grotesquerie seen in poor light
  • September 22mdThis is about a the uncofortable rooftop party with a beautiful city demanding attention
  • September 23rdThis is about the solution
  • September 24thThis is about my zits not going away despite my ADVANCED age
  • September 25thThis is an update on my dogs' health (note: drawn the night before Claire was found so incapacitated from her condition that we were lead to have her euthanized)
  • September 28thThis is about feeling guilty for living as comfortably as I do
  • September 29thThis is about reading too much Blame!
  • September 30thThis is about the hole and the reborn dead
  • October 1stThis is about the one always bigger
  • October 2ndThis is about waking up sick but not believing it
  • October 5thThis is about the near loss and the loss
  • October 6thThis is about too much love, I guess
  • October 7thThis is about the mysterious stain
  • October 8thThis is about nothing
  • October 9thThis is about the 7th grade dance
  • October 12thThis is about the beauty of the night sky
  • October 13thThis is about deadline failure
  • October 14thStanly Gottbaum doesn't take bullshit anymore.
  • October 15thThis is about most folks I bump into.
  • October 16thThis is about the struggle to the top and how the struggles don't end.

  • This comic strip is a meditative exercise I'm doing to limber up for other strips I'll post eventually. If you enjoy these, you may enjoy the other unpublished stuff. If you don't enjoy these, you may enjoy the other unpublished stuff better. Thanks. Email me for any reason you can think of at Happypeepeehead AT gmail DOT com.

    In fact........ why don't you sample some of my older comics in the mean time?

    Short and Snappy strips  
    Longer Strips My attempt to imitate Pokey via pictures of my friends. The series was updated off
    and on for about 5 years in short bursts of manic drives followed by long intervals.
    WARNING: The mirror has pop ups because it was an old tripod site