Dear Lord, you actually want to see more!?

2007

May 19th This is about toast and a bird

May 20th This is about some poor king.

May 21st This is an esoteric comic discussion

May 22nd This is about ducks

May 23rd This comic is bright

May 24th This comic is about kids and crime

May 25th This is about the robot factory - At this point I realize working 7 days a week is hard.

May 28th This is about driving fast and space

May 29th This comic will give you bees

May 30th This is about things we want to change

May 31st This is about a beautiful moon. It may also be about toast

June 1st This is about something I thought about with the cartesian grid

June 4th This is about the dangers of graffiti

June 5th This is about John Corzine, Joey Buttafucco and Tonya Harding

June 6th This will blind you. It's also about old ladies and their weapons.

June 7th This is about Rambo IV

June 8th This is about howard dean

June 11th today it's about love.

June 12th This is about toast evading some guards

June 13th This is about the Mystery Nursery

June 14th This is about a king approached by a hooded guy

June 15th This is about the big ogre behind you.

June 18th This is about complaining about everything Dune related that wasn't made up by Frank Herbert.

June 19th This is about a true story of what my friend Luis would do to mail carriers

June 20th This is about a true story told to me by my girlfriend

June 21st This is about whether or not you can make a straight line with your mouth. Then I tried other things.

June 22nd This is either about small people or a huge rabbit.

June 25th This is about me raping the eyes of Jeph Jacques, the author Questionable Content

June 26th It's about Canadian wrestler deaths.

June 27th This is about making a character run.

June 28th This is about my dog Claire's smile.

June 29th This is about big robots. REALLY BIG

June 30th This seemed to make sense when I first thought about it but I don't know any more. This is about fragile bodies.

July 2nd This is still about big robots - A bonus installment because I was too deliriously sick to realize it was Friday.

July 3rd This may be about the grossest one I've done yet.

July 4th This is about things I love.

July 5th This is about real conversations with my mother.

July 6th This is about equality.

July 9th This is about figuring out whether a naked ice cream cone baby can drive or not.

July 10th This is about the little guy in your mouth

July 11th This is about a huge brick.

July 12th This is about a philosophical question posed to Chickencha

July 13th This is about following a gentleman into adventure if you happen to be a school girl.

July 16th This is about experimenting with compositions and how hard it is to leave a gang.

July 17th This is about how people would react if they lived in a really big building next to a really huge monster?

July 18th This is about what Goatse is doing now that he's out of work.

July 19th This is about some comment my girlfriend made off the cuff in a funny accent while grocery shopping.

July 20th This is about being true to yourself

July 23rd This is about elevators and what's at the bottom.

July 24th This is about whether swords do kill people or not

July 25th This is about the second most valuable lesson I ever learned from truckers.

July 26th This is about four panels long.

July 27th This is about pizza vs hotdog

July 30th This is about a tree... of anger!

July 31st This is about hacking up dinosaurs

August 1st This is about the buddha.

August 2nd This is about intense man and the alien.

August 3rd This is about reintroducing lezbot while wondering if people will get too pissy over her name.

August 6th This is about pulling teeth.

August 7th This is about something worse than death.

August 8th This is about El Conejo living in a post 4-chan world.

August 9th This is about children being friends with bronze statues.

August 10th This is about a reintroducing a character I haven't even named yet.

August 13th This is about being nice to people named Gross Gary.

August 14th This is about reintroducing a character I created that has actually caused nightmares in multiple people.

August 15th This is about zooming in a tiny portion of the average male body

August 16th This is about Mr. Homicide.

August 17th This is about how to not encourage people.

August 20th This is about the former Creepy Cannibal.

August 21st This is about a nice shade of green.

August 22nd This is about Brad the Freak.

August 23rd This is about meeting death on the stairs. (Note: Not Ninja Death)

August 24th This is about flying babies. Maybe.

August 27th This is about babies again.

August 28th This is about the emotional properties of pizza boxes. I'm sorry.

August 29th This is about fire safety I can't endorse or claim works.

August 30th This is about something that I think is icky.

August 31st This is about something that I think is wonderful.

September 3rd This is about things ignorant ketchup haters will say.

September 4th This is about sharing one's opinion in an unfriendly fashion.

September 5th This is about defending what you believe in.

September 6th This is NOT about how ketchup is made...anymore

September 7th This is about communication issues with the biggest whiners you'll ever meet.

September 10th This is about communication issues with the quietest things you'll find, until you step on'em.

September 11th This is about puttin' on a good show for you blood thirsty types.

September 12th This is about coworkers you love.

September 13th This is about YOUR highway taxes. Not hers. Not his. YOURS.

September 14th This is about the meat cleaver guy from two days ago.

September 17th This is about the results of toast and birds making love.

September 18th This is about the chipmunk that stole a packet of chocolate from me while camping in Vermont several years ago.

September 19th This is about my girlfriend not having a penis.

September 20th Yarrr, this be about why ye be needin' some eyepatches. Arr.

September 21st This is about my childhood belief that the darkness of space was due to the fact we were all in God's nostrils.

September 24th This is about chew chew chewing your food.

September 25th This is about a fear I had today in the Citgo unisex bathroom.

September 26th This is about knocking on wood.

September 27th This is about using an abandoned strip because I was too tired to do a comic.

September 28th This is about the setting to the final Flaccid Man story.

October 1st This is about what the bank teller saw.

October 2nd This is about what the bank teller thought.

October 3rd This is about the criminals deciding they want some bitches.

October 4th This is about the the aftermath of the bank job.

October 5th This is about personal philosophy.

October 8th This is about what the Doctors say about Flaccid Man after the bank heist

October 9th This is about Flaccid Man waking up in the hospital

October 10th This is about Flaccid Man's justice serving.

October 11th This is about one of many things you could do if your dick never worked again. Maybe.

October 12th This is about the final part of the final case of Flaccid Man

October 15th A guest strip by Jenever

October 16th This is what happens when you trsut someone with no clue to update for you(sic)

October 17th This is about what happened when Jen and I went to wait for the band to leave outside the semi hidden back exit.

October 18th This is about what a little doll girl thing that was chosen, who jumped near a hippo, then moved really really close and later flew on a goose's back and landed down on the ground to bring up a heart.

October 19th This is about the question all men should ask themselves twice a year.

October 22nd This is about dealing with my professor/mentor for the past few years

October 23rd This is about Sarah Dyer and why she kicks ass.

October 24th This is about a stupid idea.

October 25th This is about her butt.

October 26th This is about sleep paralysis.

October 29th This is about a tree chasing a guy... and it's corny.

October 30th This is about an idea I got after my mom asked me to draw anything on her pumpkin.

October 31th This is about the story of Halloween

November 1st This is about, I guess, why I'm greatly confused by how the big stars of the 60's,70's and 80's had curly hair and how I found it rather gross.

November 2nd This is about listening to spam sex ads from spam bots.

November 5th This is about those DAMN COMMERCIALS

November 6th This is about hugging, belching and the law of averages.

November 7th This is about frostbite in the 3rd grade.

November 8th This is about the years and relative heights of when I had girlfriends.

November 9th This is about the guy who's looking for the others.

November 12th This is about something I realized that may be a bit messed up for me.

November 13th This is about a lady I saw at the mall today that was really really cute but had the most absurd voice.

November 14th This is about a special announcement from Jenever. (Guest Strip by Jen!)

November 15th This is about the most lucid thought I'd had in days.

November 16th This is about me unloading really angry and hateful things I want to say to most people especially loved ones but then wussing out.

November 19th This is about me having great comic strip ideas interupted by a very confusing scene of law enforcment.

November 20th This is about the discovery of a man who doesn't close his eyes to sneeze

November 21st This is about this really horrible fear I have I'll do to old ladies.

November 22nd This is about a woman who keeps a picture of Arnold on her desk rather than her boyfriend.

November 23rd This is about realizing what a stupid mistake I made yesterday was.

November 26th This is about Brian Gustafson.

November 27th This is about my stepdad's musical judgements

November 28th This is about as unfinished as I'll get due to mortal circumstances.

November 29th This is about a mild fear I had about the landlord finding Jen's cat or an alligator murderer jumping in through an unlocked door.

November 30th This is about either being too tall or stairs being too high.

December 3rd This is about feeling close to Andy Warhol

December 4th This is about seeing a cloud and telling others about it

December 5th This is about what I'm worried we're turning into

December 6th This is about burnt soup and its possible link to the rise of fame.

December 7th This is about fulfilling a request to not draw Jenever's arms as "amorphorous blobs."

December 10th This is about the really bizarre series of accidents last week on the high way I normally take.

December 11th This is about realizing I had no idea what I was looking at, walking in the rain on 14th ave when a person passed me by.

December 12th This is about the fear of explaining to a gmilf what a gmilf is.

December 13th This is about the letter E.

December 14th This is about Mr. Perez's day in court

December 17th This is about today's Christmas play.

December 18th This is about a my comparison between Wing Commander for the SNES and Sega CD

December 19th This is about barfing beyond the time and space.

December 20th This is about the trouble with peeing over the phone.

December 21st This is about red socks?

December 24th This is about a mechanic doing something dumb (gasp!)

December 25th This is about a worse reason for snow

December 26th This is about some chick's living conditions

December 27th This is about potato chip forks.

December 28th This is about my least favorite food.

December 31st This is about my zits lately.

2008

January 1st This is about a really curious woman.

January 2nd This is about how I fail at doing twilight zone style twists.

January 3rd This is about that thing that you put on tripods.

January 4th This is about the side effects

January 7th This is about last night

January 8th This is about not spilling soup.

January 9th This is about my dog walking away while I was trying to draw her.

January 10th This is about me desperately trying to appeal to gamers.

January 11th This is about singing.

January 14th This is about C.A.R.S.

January 15th This is about the best damn 300 parody you'll find. Fuck you Meet The Spartans.

January 16th This is about breakfast time for Toast and Bird.

January 17th This is about trying to understand weirdos who don't believe in sleeping nude.

January 18th This is about Jen's dad hanging out with me today.

January 21th This is about losing 10 pounds fast.

January 22nd This is about a friend and I growing up over the years

January 23rd This is about Evan Dorkin and why he kicks ass.

January 24th This is about what it feels like when I'm blowing my nose too hard

January 25th This is about freaking out at something not likely to happen...i hope.

January 28th This is about yellow apples.

January 29th This is about a nightmare I had as a 12 year old.

January 30th This is about happy couples happily carrying on.

January 31st This is about the great thing?

February 1st This is about quitting easy.

February 4th This is about my first (and next to last) greyhound trip.

February 5th This is about the power and guilt of sex.

February 6th This is about something I was warned that would happen in my mid 20's.

February 7th This is about how I feel when a nun kisses me.

February 8th This is about the school robot.

February 11th This is about an agoraphobic's last resort.

February 12th This is about celebrity endorsements.

February 13th This is about the bleeding wound.

February 14th This is absolutely riveting.

February 15th This is about retro thrust.

February 18th This may be about why security guards are reluctant to open up rooms for college students.

February 19th This is about losing yourself in public.

February 20th This is about Claire's stitches.

February 21st This is about my wood in my pants.

February 22nd This is about grey days.

February 25th This is about some of the every day racism I experience that isn't directed to me.

February 26th This may compete for second grossest comic I've done.

February 27th This is about dog engineering.

February 28th This is about vulnerability.

February 29th This is about big advice.

March 3rd Guest comic by Teh Spoonybard (no, not Toma, the Eskimo Bob creator)!

March 4th This is about (apparently) an El Salvadoran proverb.

March 5th This is about cyclopic babies.

March 6th This is a recent conversation at my church group.

March 7th This is AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!

March 9th This may be an allegory for someone.

March 10th This is about stupid parents.

March 11th This is about the city's future.

March 12th This is about the failure of Hollywood.

March 13th This is about Gene Colan and why he kicks ass.

March 14th Guest Comic by Jenever!.

March 17th This is about those families with 3 or more loud screaming kids who show up to church.

March 18th This is about observations and what I learned on the subway yesterday.

March 19th This is about realizing I still like 1993.

March 20th This is about butterfly dreams.

March 21st This is about Good Friday memories.

March 24th This is about cuba's apples.

March 25th This is about cute pandas.

March 26th This is about the bum on 29th street that apparently likes to talk about himself loudly.

March 27th This is all about the candy. Well, mostly the after effects.

March 28th This is about a sickly smell.

March 31st This is about an explosive taco.

April 1st This is about the man who wants to hug you.

April 2nd This is about how we kicked it back in Stalingrad.

April 3rd This is about how this year would be like if Al Gore was president.

April 4th This is about what others think of you and those of you who will be consumed by the demon baby.

April 7th This is about how I feel when I'm sick.

April 8th This is about a sign I disagreed with while driving on 1&9 North.

April 9th This is about the holes in the bread.

April 10th This is about the low flying cloud around the Empire State Building.

April 11th This is about being more than friends.

April 14th This is about impotent rage.

April 15th Guest comic by Jen Ever

April 16th This is about nuns.

April 17th This is about a game where you can send attack dogs to kill soldiers.

April 18th This is about what's under Mr. Nit's blanket.

April 21st This is about NYC Comic Con 08.

April 22nd This is about Harrisburg.

April 23rd This is about the country I got mail from today.

April 24th This about using scissors on the lawn.

April 25th This is about the guy who missed his ex.

April 28th This is about taking out the garbage only to have yourself taken out and jeez, why did I even try to take the garbage out at 2 am?

April 29th This is about the unamused bird dealing with a drunk and amorous toast.

April 30th This is about blowing bubbles with a straw.

May 1st Guest comic by Jenever.

May 2nd This is about shaking hands.

May 5th This is about the little guy who was living in my acrylic medium.

May 6th This is the pursuer's thoughts.

May 7th This is about something petroleum related.

May 8th This is about the little old teeny bopper.

May 9th This is about the heroic and not so heroic dead

May 12th This is about having a nice week.

May 13th This is about realizing the old men were once someone's little kid.

May 14th This is a good reason to find news that isn't based on ratings or subscriptions.

May 15th This is about eyes malfunctioning.

May 16th This is about the upcoming batman zombie thing

May 19th This is about new used socks?

May 20th This is about 2005?

May 21st This is about corn on tit.

May 22nd This is about saving part 1.

May 23rd This is about scissors on lips.

May 26th This is about memory loss.

May 27th They are the Tigers!

May 28th This is NOT about hydrophobia. I can swim. I just don't like to.

May 29th This is about mosquito bite allergies.

May 30th This is about little reminders of my girlfriend.

June 2nd These are pretty colors. Bite me.

June 3rd This is a map about my dogs' tumors.

June 4th This is about the voice in my head.

June 5th This is about the mouse I tried using to draw a better comic.

June 6th This is about talkative friendly people in public restrooms.

June 9th This is about Sunday's MoCCA Art Fest 08.

June 10th This is after the storm.

June 11th This is about the collective unconscious.

June 12th This is about the biggest jerk.

June 13th This is about getting used to the weather.

June 16th This is about what life would be like if your ass was a source of fluoride.

June 17th This is about a tool in the eyes of God.

June 18th This is a bonus happy activity time!

June 19th This is about the need to bite.

June 20th This is about the fall that changed everything.

June 23rd This is about Holy Communion.

June 24th This is about kicking a jelly with a head really hard.

June 25th This is about most of my jobs.

June 26th This is about drinking from a cup hard.

June 27th This is about a jeep thing we wouldn't understand.

June 30th This is about Toadies at Trocadero, 06-28-08

July 1st This is about systemic workplace mediocrity endemic of contemporary businesses today that wonder why the economy is tanking.

July 2nd This is about the textbook that I found outside the middle school.

July 3rd This is about the dangers of stealing 3rd base.

July 4th This is my mom's 50th birthday.

July 7th This is about a testicle and a testicle and a testicle and a testicle and a testicle and a uterus.

July 8th This is about my forums signature.

July 9th This is about one who didn't get away.

July 10th This is about you.

July 11th This is about three year old plans.

July 14th This is about blowing your enemies in the 80's.

July 15th This is about biting Putin's head.

July 16th This is about some whiny unemployed schlub.

July 17th This is the demonic belly.

July 18th This is about making cheesecake.

July 21st This is about using a tiger for a piñata.

July 22nd This is about dog paws.

July 23rd This is about watching Babylon 5 reruns.

July 24th This is about the life and death of Spaceshipman.

July 25th This is about sitting on Santa's lap.

July 28th This is about NOT selling a copy of Allstar Batman and Robin to a six year old.

July 29th This is about Lesbot beginning to come out.

July 30th These are facts you don't need to know about me.

July 31st This is about what spaceship man is up to.

August 1st This is about pig punching.

August 4th This is about making the Earth wet.

August 5th This is about

August 6th This is about dog wiping.

August 7th This is about crossing over.

August 8th This is about me learning you can see stars from being hit too hard.

August 11th This is about my failed attempt at getting to my job interview last Friday. Well the bottom part, not the top.

August 12th This is about the perplexing human body and weight loss.

August 13th This is about stupid teenage romance bullshit that should be over with by the time some people are older. Seriously.

August 14th This is about proportional revenge.

August 15th That ain't turkey...

August 18th This is a good reason to not be left alone.

August 19th This is about discovering I'm too out of shape to run with a duffel bag full of reference books.

August 20th This is about a life like game.

August 21st What Was Missing part 1.

August 22nd What Was Missing part 2.

August 25th What Was Missing part 3.

August 26th What Was Missing part 4.

August 27th What Was Missing part 5.

August 28th What Was Missing part 6.

August 29th What Was Missing part 7.

September 1st What Was Missing part 8.

September 2nd What Was Missing part 9.

September 3rd What Was Missing part 10.

September 4th What Was Missing part 11.

September 5th What Was Missing part 12.

This comic strip is a meditative exercise I'm doing to limber up for other strips I'll post eventually. If you enjoy these, you may enjoy the other unpublished stuff. If you don't enjoy these, you may enjoy the other unpublished stuff better. Thanks. Email me for any reason you can think of at Happypeepeehead AT gmail DOT com.

In fact........ why don't you sample some of my older comics in the mean time?